{"id":269,"date":"2002-11-05T18:37:16","date_gmt":"2002-11-05T18:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wiedzmin.rpg.pl\/strona\/?p=269"},"modified":"2002-11-05T18:37:16","modified_gmt":"2002-11-05T18:37:16","slug":"swinstewko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/swinstewko\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015awi\u0144stewko"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>\u015awi\u0144stewko<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oto zabawna sytuacja, kt\u00f3ra przytrafi\u0142a si\u0119 moim graczom na ostatniej sesji:<br \/>\nOsoby:<br \/>\nVisenna &#8211; druidka<br \/>\nAlgert &#8211; wied\u017amin<br \/>\n<i>Gracze otrzymali ostatnio spor\u0105 sum\u0119 pieni\u0119dzy i wydali je na to, co dla nich najcenniejsze: m. in.  druidka 5 tys. denar\u00f3w na glamarye, wied\u017amin 10 tys. denar\u00f3w na bransolet\u0119 dla wierzchowca. Gdy ca\u0142\u0105 dru\u017cyn\u0105 poszli do wykwintnego lokalu by uczci\u0107 koniec przygody, zawi\u0105za\u0142a si\u0119 taka rozmowa:<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Algert:<\/i> Mam nadziej\u0119, \u017ce na co\u015b przyda si\u0119 to twoje mazid\u0142o.<br \/>\n<i>Visenna:<\/i> Wiedz,\u017ce za dwa takie s\u0142oiczki mog\u0142abym mie\u0107 twojego konia.<br \/>\n<i>Algert:<\/i> No wiesz! Jako wied\u017amin jestem aseksualny! Zreszt\u0105 tobie nie pomog\u0142oby nawet 10 s\u0142oiczk\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p>W og\u00f3le moi gracze cz\u0119sto maj\u0105 kosmate my\u015bli, je\u015bli chodzi o poczciwe wierzchowce. Kilka razy zdarzy\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce, je\u015bli tylko podr\u00f3\u017cowali ko\u0144mi (800 denar\u00f3w za konia &#8211; do niedawna niewyobra\u017calna dla nich suma) i grozi\u0142o im realne niebezpiecze\u0144stwo, gdy Visenna martwi\u0142a si\u0119 o zwierz\u0119ta zawsze pada\u0142o has\u0142o: <i>Wali\u0107 konia<\/i> jak\u017ce cz\u0119sto dwojako rozumiane. Ale co si\u0119 dziwi\u0107, 4\/5 dru\u017cyny stanowi\u0105 m\u0119\u017cczy\u017ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kolejne zabawne sytuacje z sesji<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":60,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/60"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wiedzmin.zrpg.pl\/strona\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}